The Gamer's Ode to Bull Duram

I believe in...

Rulings not Rules

THAC0

Str, Int, Wis, Dex, Con, Cha

Save vs. Paralyzation/Poison & Death magic

               Rod, Staff, or Wand

               Petrifacation or Polymorph

               Breath Weapon

               Spells

I believe in Pig Faced Orcs, Level titles, the 10 foot pole, and that Knowledge skills diminish player creativity

I believe Vecna did it on purpose

Scantily clad elf chicks

Barbarians should not wear armor

There should be a Dragon at the end of every dungeon

Dividing up treasure back at the inn, rather than in the dungeon

I believe in Long, Slow, Deep, Wet Dungeon Crawls, that last for 3 days.